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02/25/2022: Featured in MEL Magazine (article archived as PDF here)

08/26/2021: Site Search is back!

08/26/2021: Reba McEntire: It's Your Call

08/22/2021: RadioShack Professional

02/22/2020: Site maintenance update: The Video Archives are back online using HTML5 format

02/17/2020: Site maintenance update: Removed flash player, fixed bugs, audio archives re-uploaded.

01/11/2015: Britney Spears Answering Machine Greeting, OFFICIAL Recording archived from a CD!

11/08/2014: Ameritech Mobile Communications Answer Tape --A very RARE piece of cell phone history!

11/08/2014: RadioShack Musical Madness

10/14/2014: Several new videos have been added to the Videos page. Check them out!

09/17/2014: Family Guy Alan Rickman Answering Machine Video

09/17/2014: Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake Wait For The Beep Video

09/08/2014: Spongebob's Answering Machine

05/21/2014: Celebrity AnswerAlls Volume 3

05/21/2014: Phonies Rich Little Four

05/21/2014: Hey Vern! Talk Stupid To Me!

05/11/2014: Phonies Holiday Telephone Messages

05/11/2014: Trek Answering Machine (extremely rare)

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