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   The Novelty Archives

Over 45 Answering Machine Messages   (with Bonus Sound Effects)


Dial & Complain

Right to Remain Silent

Twilight Phone

African Drums

Bullfrogs

Jibba Jabba

Heavy Breather

House of Horrors

Rowdy Crowd

Big Ben

Stormy Night

Jazz Club

Belly Dancer

Honky Tonk

French Baroque

Broadway Opening

Party Time

Screamer

Snow Blizzard

Orgy

Provocative

Echo Canyon

Conventional Message

Railroad

Heavy Traffic

Man Climbing Stairs

Visitor at Door

Office Phone Ringing

Fire Alarm

Sexy Laugh

Group Laughing

Birds in a Zoo

Mosquito

Canaries

Austrilian Outback

At the Shore

Swarm of Flies

Ocean Liner

Space Launch

War Sounds

Bugle Charge

Cuckoo Clock

Submarine Dive

Doorbell

Grandfather Clock

Old Steam Horn

Outer Space

Telemarketer

Sound Effects

Elephant

Crying Puppies

Rooster Crowding

Cooing Doves

Wolves

Bugle Call

Chickens

Barking Dogs

Horse Neighing

Lion Roar

Racing Cars

Speed Boat

Bag Pipes

Taps

Whistling Shells

Dentist Sounds

Dripping Water

Pistol Shots

Truck Horn

Rain on Leaves

Wind and Thunder

Men Laughing

Intercom Paging

Elevator

Kettle Boiling

Poker Machine Jackpot

 

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